freedom: the unmolested eagle of myself

solo

2009-07-19T20:56:00.000-07:00

spoonitdown.blogspot.com

-other side untill videos/if any are made for CM.

kb

been a while

2009-07-13T14:06:00.000-07:00

another French Fest has graced us with it's presence and the reg fam was in attendence minus a few and add a couple virgins to the mess. Other than that-things are different but looking up. post more when i feel up to it.

kb

Oral

2009-04-08T11:26:00.000-07:00

Barney: brushing your teeth or teaching bj's? you decide.

Oldie but Goodie

2008-12-10T14:02:00.000-08:00

an older video everyone has seen but still noteworthy for it's content-made almost 1 year to the day from...now. Happy Holidays coming up soon ya'll, make it count for those around you worth it.

PS: new videos soon when Joe Camz decides to come over, drink Coors and listen to Metal

Chin + Shoulder = Raw Sex

2008-12-03T17:55:00.000-08:00

burfday bandanza

2008-11-03T13:22:00.000-08:00

happy bornday to daniel hullbear(t) this past weekend, big smiles, tons of nudes and a hashtastic time for a one Matt M.

xofamxo

lifer

2008-10-30T14:21:00.000-07:00

i joined

ex oh ex oh

2008-10-28T20:25:00.000-07:00

got to thinking tonight, this city ain't the same without this dude killing it each night. miss you bud (total gay status!!!!!)

1/2 pint

2008-10-21T16:18:00.001-07:00

Happy 6 month to my half pint with love. xo

damonlynnfamfade@gmail.com

2008-10-20T19:13:00.000-07:00

so there is a new email up and running for Vorce's fans world wide. Please feel free to send super sweet Damon Lynn moment photos to it for future use and im pretty...as in "do you think im pretty" sure that there will be a myspace fan page up this week. just the buzz on the street.

ps: I win.

hero status #? (bc i forgot what # we are at)

2008-10-16T12:03:00.000-07:00

this one goes to CB for being the prettiest babe out there and for letting GOD have rear-end sex with his ACL tearing the hell out of it and laying him up for 6 months high on pills and catching up on back episodes of Gossip Girl. miss you famfader, tealgate session when your back on your hoofs

xo

can a brotha get wick-ed

2008-10-16T11:58:00.000-07:00

thanks to jer for this one. vote, because dinosaurs existed and died for our sins.

Thatone 08'

MIA

2008-10-01T14:54:00.000-07:00

attention: if anyone of you happens to run across this guy here...above, in the picture...with the "Italian Retard Out Cruisin" look on his face...tell him to give me a buzz, we need another video. xo

WeddingfamfadeAwards

2008-09-28T13:46:00.000-07:00

Birdface and Babe Approved-these two win it. shake hands or give hand sex to either of these fine gents when you see or find them sleeping in a ditch near you! xo

Hot Chixs eating Big Macs!!!!

2008-09-28T13:38:00.000-07:00

just some sweet photos of girls making mouth sex to one of God's greatest gifts.

never say die babe

2008-09-13T11:02:00.001-07:00

example of how to amp yourself up the morning of your wedding.

hells bells thems weddin bells!

2008-09-13T11:02:00.000-07:00

so last weekend marked another chapter in the life and times of the cuddlesmarket family as we celebrated my marriage to the most wonderful person on the planet, mrs. sarah minguela-blodgett. For those that attended it was one of the best weeks of my life. thank you, more photos and the Wedding Awards to follow soon.

kb

hero status #3

2008-07-28T19:27:00.000-07:00

congrats to jeremy scott smith for being this months hero. the pool of sweat around the neck line deriving from the untamed facial hair is a fantastic new look for this New-New Yorker, may he never shave and ride his dreams into the sunsets of tommorows horizon and update HOTBODS on the wings of Forever's wings (because Forever is a dragon).

xo

four eyes

2008-07-24T21:32:00.000-07:00

i finished up my "temp" position at the NYS dept of Taxation on the 9th of this month and i realized that, shit, i never used any of my dental, eye or medical coverage i was qualified for through my insurance company and the Union that watched my ass while i showered ever night...anyways in college i wore reading glasses of which 99% of the world never got to see, partly because in my move to albany from shit hole to shit hole i seem to have missed placed them. But! luckly my lovely fiance made me an eye appointment last week for tuesday the 21st and i went in got my pup's (pupil's) tested and i was on my way to further my career in eye wear legistics. The best part, my insurance paid for it all and i got two pair for free. Apparently my right eye is stronger than my left and it has caused some internal gallactic battle between the two fucks for quite some time now, but all that has changed. Now two pairs of free glasses you might say...hmm well Kevin that seems to be quite the advantage, do they have to be the same frame? To answer your none existent question NO they dont...and didnt. I was able to quickly pick out one pair that i hoped my future wife and mother of my child would not pack her shit up and Uhaul her ass away to higher ground and also choose one pair that i thought, well...what the fuck, why not...

gold/brown square turtle shell frames
brown tinted lens
and the key to my heart.

enjoy world, i can finally see thee. xoxo

white men CAN jump

2008-07-17T21:53:00.000-07:00

xo to Brock Gardziel for this one.

oh...and BTW

2008-06-29T19:32:00.000-07:00

hotbodsrockhard.blogspot.com

...yeah, its the new slut on the street

Hero Status # 2

2008-06-28T07:56:00.000-07:00

hey kids, june is almost gone and july is right around the corner ready to shit it's pants and throw up all over your nice new v neck t-shirts, SO in honor of the later i give you this month's hero-who not only shits her pants and throws up but will have you doing just the same with how god damn adorable she is...

true story

2008-05-21T17:07:00.000-07:00

new material being worked on and written in between spending all my time, energy and love with little bundle of joy.

kevin

Hero Status #1

2008-05-17T21:38:00.000-07:00

so this is a new feature to the cm-blog, i've decided to run a monthly "hero status" winner honoring those that are pretty much summing and/or scumming up what Cuddlesmarket stands for. Why? because we live in a post 9/11 world and these people need a hug too thats why. So without futher ahhhhhdoooodo, this month is a tie! behold

holy shit is right, GFBC's finest DR

Vorce wins again.

fish fry's all around.

it's a holiday

2008-04-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

so today is our due date for Amabel Minguela Blodgett and after taking the day off and going for a nice walk and lunch i now want to go to the hospital and deliver her myself, but if anyone needs me i will be straightening up the garage while sarah does squat thrusts and karate kicks. The Rangers will win tonight, don't shave play off beards, and the baby will be here by Monday....i hope

sprung cleaning

2008-04-06T18:08:00.000-07:00

Every garage needs a tool wall. Mine is a work of pure progress.

Tango & Cash

2008-04-06T09:32:00.000-07:00

PROOF!

2008-03-26T17:26:00.001-07:00

VORCE IS A SMOKER!

ghosts do exist

2008-03-25T19:41:00.001-07:00

Lord Viper Pants

2008-03-18T21:01:00.000-07:00

so matthew and my friends threw me my diaper party this weekend which turned out not to be gay...at all, in fact completely normal. A bunch of straight men drunk and sitting on the bar doing shots in adult diapers is what most saturday nights around these parts add up to. more to come when i piece the puzzle back together. xo
-kevin
ps: thank you to all who came....not "came" but you know...came out...but not "came out" came out, but came out to hangout..not "hangout" ... um nevermind

Oh Snap!

2008-02-20T15:11:00.000-08:00

yesterday's got taken down so this went up this AM....only to have a life span of 45 minutes before the Coffee Nazi's came and invaded my Microsoft-Clipart freedom.

Perks o' Work

2008-02-19T21:42:00.000-08:00

so i've decided to take my Microsoft Word-Clip Art and Paint Brush skilzz to a whole new level at work start posting them around the office to see if maybe...just maybe i might be noticed and accepted into the different clubs and secrect societies The Dept of Tax and Finance has to offer. So far im in the water club and hopefully by next week i'll be in the coffee club, but after this gem-we will have to see. More to come. ttylol!

SNACK BREAK!!!

2008-02-12T21:11:00.000-08:00

these are my two neighbors at work, they keep me company all day long and help me remember when its snack time!! i love my job...

photo credit: Angel Hands the Jer-Bear

Making it Count

2008-02-05T20:59:00.000-08:00

A Standard Morning

2008-01-27T10:12:00.000-08:00

written by Matt M.
enjoy

ALL TAX, NO REFUND!!

2008-01-24T14:43:00.000-08:00

recently i took a job with the Dept. of Tax & Finance.

this is my view each day for the next 2 weeks of orientation untill it's time for me to be moved to my very own cubicle which i will hopefully decorate with cat calenders and pictures of Rod Stewart.

although the kid next to me draws a mean Devil/Wolf.

It's god-damned cold out

2008-01-23T19:49:00.000-08:00

if this doesn't warm you where the swimsuit's cover, good luck.

xo

07 recap!!

2008-01-21T16:06:00.000-08:00

fuck me it's over folks...2007 got wiped off of our assholes like a turd clinging to yer butthole hair. anywho it-twas a very good year. we shared some laughs and fought off some tears. we came to understand who we are and how to mangage our bad thoughts without letting the demons escape...again. I'd like to thank you all for sharing these moments in time and space with me...with us. You too can cuddlesmarket if you really try, and wish. believe. For 2008 will no doubt bring joy, and future for our Empire with the birth of our Heiress. Stay tuned and forever stay young and watch movies like My Girl to help you realize "hey, i too am human and breathe emotions just like you! friend."

stay warm. stay tuned.

a ball dropping good time

2008-01-01T22:02:00.000-08:00

fuck 07, 08 4eva.

Happy Holidays idiots!!

2007-12-16T14:22:00.001-08:00

have a good one, from the Cuddlesmarket family to yours.

...and the silver spoon, little boy blue &

2007-12-07T08:43:00.000-08:00

Cuddlesmarket is going to be a father! Thats right folks-the world of shitcomedy just got its first look at it's future star! The ultrasounds cant tell if it is a boy or a girl yet but we dont care, it's healthy and will be arriving sometime in mid April 08!!
ps: this guy is the father

busy b's

2007-07-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

Christopher M. before filming
t a l e n t
yes i am
Neil Onederson w/ Gyro and Dez for a show in the park.

Joe and I have been strapped with new jobs as waiters and bartenders at some fancy joint lately so sorry about the lack of new videos, we promise we are working on new crap..literally. Here are some stills and sightings for the whatnot of it.

Peep the fly shit

2007-07-18T12:12:00.001-07:00

faux pas freak

2007-07-10T19:28:00.000-07:00

BORN IN THE U.S.A.!!

2007-07-08T17:17:00.000-07:00

thank Matt M.

Add us on myspace!

2007-07-05T23:15:00.000-07:00

http://www.myspace.com/cuddlesmarket

Chyea!

Anybody wanna go?

2007-07-05T14:28:00.001-07:00

www.dumpin.net

Think Happy Thoughts...

2007-07-05T14:16:00.001-07:00

Cuddlesmarket thanks Mike Dikk for his wonderful Photoshop abilities on this one. Check him out at www.dumpin.net.

e-mail your Photoshop pictures and Bitmap art to cuddlesmarket@hotmail.com

Always a Pleasure...

2007-07-05T11:05:00.001-07:00

That is actually a piece of toilet paper between that fine, classy, beautiful young womans legs. From her crotch to the floor. Mmmmmm...

Mothra: an Ode

2007-07-05T05:55:00.000-07:00

Oh Mothra how your terror reigned far and wide across the Midwest Plains of Asia and how you spread fear into the hearts of Asian men and women alike and how you destroyed Asian cities with your evilness all the while arguing and getting into scuffles and tiff's with Godzilla over god knows what, my guess would be a really hot Asian like Tia Carrere in 1992's Waynes World 1 or 2 because she was really hot.
Oh Mothra how your wings are fierce and could kill tons of people, and did, but how memorizing they span across the clouded air with thier crazy wacky colors and patterns drawing attention even King Kong couldn't handle...maybe he should have shaved or trimmed his winter bush...maybe waxed, who knows, the point is you are better looking than him and that's all that really matters.
And Oh Mothra, how i wake up cold at night shivering and cringe to think of you swooshing through the midnight air to take me and my friends and family away to your evil layer or cave or wherever you reside, maybe you sublet an apartment...do you Mothra? Do you sublet or possibly live/own rental property? Anyways you'd take us to your sublet apartment or condo on the beach where you do not nice things to us and where we would surely not surive...but please tell your goddamn mediocre sized cousin to get the fuck away from my coffee cup before i call the cops or put his green ass in a bodycast and make him a summer "show & tell" project for 4H children.

thank you

-cuddlesmarKevin

1/2 the soda....

2007-07-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

filmed-edited-produced by Dood Computer, staring Joe-CamsMarket and myself

-enjoy

cuddlesmarKevin

Lamda Lamda Lamda

2007-07-02T15:35:00.000-07:00

stolen from J-HansMarket. pictures from finish to start. get sacked.

fuck a "Super Bowl"

2007-06-26T19:09:00.000-07:00

Disney World is for gays, tell the kids, play with knives and leave the gas on the oven over night! kitchens are what's burning up them charts lately.

free burd

2007-06-18T17:02:00.001-07:00

"oh free bird how your wings of life fall to the stormy hot ground and flutter no more and your eyes remain shut not searching the fields and meadows of wonder for food or children's laughter. your soul flies no more with the clouds and wind and bugs and tree tops. your feathers are useless under the sun now who looks upon you with tear drop eyes and your little legs dont prance the earth for worms or the feel of the soft summer grass under your mini talons sharp enough to hold a branch and tender enough to carry your young who's every breathe now drowns without your regurgitated food...

and why free bird, why are you gone now? who's mighty arrow cast it's way into your heart and took the life beating like a lone drum in your chest? who threw the stone of darkness in your path to make thee fall from open air and onto the cooking ground below? why...why free bird...why...no seriously why?

because you are a fucking bird and nobody but bird people give a shit if your dead or alive...so do the world a favor and get over yourself....idiot."

-a poem, and a eulogy.

cuddlesmarkevin

assssshy

2007-06-16T07:51:00.000-07:00

dont try this at home

pure sex

2007-06-11T16:46:00.000-07:00

moments later the cops were called because of all the sexualness

i r o n y

2007-06-09T18:34:00.000-07:00

"whisper it"

2007-06-05T15:36:00.002-07:00

are they the one for you? really?? are you sure???? let us make sure...

1. make her look you directly into your eyes, really deep, i mean into your soul, fuck maybe even your soul's soul. tell her how good it feels to have her gaze bury it's life into your heart's womb like a little baby nestled up feeding on your inner embillical chord. If she starts to breathe heavier, pet her...hard. If she doesnt break her stare and starts to sweat under her eyes she is yours, either that or she is ready for a restraining order. If you make it this far, continue petting her letting her know it's time to get intimate and climaxing will be in the near future.

2. during the dirtyness when you feel that special feeling coming on where you can't control what is real and what you are fantasizing about, open your eyes put your hands on her face and force her to look at you, then without warning start to cry...alot, or fake it...the whole point is to freak her the fuck out. If you can finish all the while crying like a baby, you win and she is yours. Nobody who crys during "the sex" and gets away with it isn't a fucking champ.

3. take her on a nice afternoon drive, preferably on secluded back road. Excelerate speed to an uncomfortable speed, take your eyes off the road and stare at her profusely. when she says "umm shouldnt you look at the road" and believe me she will, interupt her and say "do you love me?" most likely this will ensue with a "what?" answer, your repsonse..."say it....say you love me, forever...." at this point she will be focusing her time on the road and you staring her down wondering if you are going to crash or say" hahahahaha j-k" but you aren't going to. She will most likely say at this point, "you are scaring me" this is good. your next response..."whisper it, whisper you love me forever...like now" Right about then is when she will finally admit her undevoted love for you. After you are done and get the answer you want, when you drop her off and if she calls you later that night, congrats she is actually yours "forever."

-so remember kids, the key to all of these is excessive eye contact, it will creep the shit out of them and is a positive way to find out whether your special person actually likes you the way that you like them...

good luck and CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE

cuddlesmarkevin

background noise

2007-06-04T21:15:00.000-07:00

can't hate enough weekend. Get Fucked taking over soon. photo cred J-Hans, thanks.

they hate our freedumb

2007-06-04T16:21:00.000-07:00

there are three lanquages I speak...U S and A.

where the buffalo rome

2007-05-28T14:09:00.002-07:00

125 cc's of "climax control" for $425 aint bad. good trip home. giddy up or get fucked.

critter bonus 50 points

2007-05-21T18:28:00.000-07:00

time to grow up.

2007-05-17T19:31:00.000-07:00

first things first, in order to be MATURE one must understand exactly what "maturity" means. For example, im writing on a PC which keeps freezing up on me every two seconds because it's a fucking fossil and didn't feel the need to grow with the changing times and technology exploring the outer limits of the world wide web listening to all the other computers around it saying and txt'ing "hey yer a faggot" - which isn't "PC" but the computer is so fuck it...this is what is known as being a piece of shit and "not mature."

there are 3 major rules when becoming MATURE:
1. Be Mature
2. Get Intimate
3. Climax.

rule 1:
-now if you put pants on in the morning and brush your teeth then chances are you are on your way to a successful career at being "mature." If you wake up and finger your asshole to Phil Collins in the shower then get dressed and put a visor on, end it...there is no reason to go on, or exist anymore. All one really needs to do is focus on rules number 2-3 and you might have a shot

rule 2:
-get intimate, i mean real intimate. i don't care with who or what, just feel the shit out of something as hard as you can. Understanding and getting to know who you're being intimate with is a major success in being mature, so fuck it, spray some expensive shit on your clothes, nod your head like your interested and go out and fondle the fuck out of what makes your Lawrence Fish-burn. if it works then you are on your way to...

rule 3:
climax, and i mean fucking every where. i dont care where you are; your sweethearts love nest, the bathroom, skydiving, the mall, school, mountain climbing, church, gym class, your sisters tank top treasure chest...who cares, just do it. the point is if you want to be mature you have to stare it in the mirror and howl at it's full moon, bite the bullet and climax the shit out of this world.

so, focus and perform. the sooner you expand into the world of being mature the sooner you will get that job you've always wanted, or make that final stock investment, maybe wake up with your "Tom Myspace" in a twelve year old boy who's confused and wondering what happened to the rest of the marching band and "hey, this isn't the Memorial Day parade!?" It's all up to you.

sincerely,
-cuddlesmarkevin

tulip fest...or feast?

2007-05-15T13:20:00.000-07:00

this guy about sums it up.

click clack

2007-05-15T11:03:00.000-07:00

shoot-em-up's on B Block cant stop a bbq escapade

introducing...

2007-05-12T12:36:00.000-07:00

neil onederson

cinco de mayonnaise

2007-05-06T20:01:00.000-07:00

after

before

vajanis

2007-05-05T09:16:00.000-07:00

skate and die

2007-05-02T17:52:00.000-07:00

even the Pope loves to cuddle.

you down with OPP?

2007-04-29T19:54:00.000-07:00

this is how damon was found at 5am sleeping standing up against the wall next to the urinal...yeah, magical.

Teen Hearthrobtastic.

"colored" means red-heads

let freedom ring

2007-04-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

fruit salad

2007-04-22T20:23:00.000-07:00

first bbq of the season. always bike lock up your grill.

refreshing

2007-04-15T13:07:00.000-07:00

the big dig of Lake Poop

2007-04-12T12:27:00.000-07:00

thank you Albany for putting in a swimming pool outside my apt at 9am with a bulldoozer on my day off, i promise i slept through it.

"pull up a chair, listen"

2007-04-12T09:47:00.000-07:00

SPEAK-to speak is to listen to one's inner demons mock thy self.

do the trees manufacture the happiness the shade brings upon child's brow on a summer's day?

does the finch have to solve the Spring's unique mysteries before she spreads her wings, or is in her soul to just fly?

does the night joke with the day when he unplugs her lamp from the sky's electrical outlet?

does the wolf joke at the moon with it's song of love and paws in snow?

do the war machines part the clouds in the sky while the sun drapes her lonely smile upon the dance of death?

no.......yes.........maybe?

the dark knight has bowed his sword if winter upon our sullen chests in the forest of tommorow for one last hoop-la in the barn of life...listen to it's animals tap thier feet...or hooves.

thank you.

bobcat bananza

2007-04-10T19:05:00.000-07:00

get into it.

the new Weekend Warrior

2007-04-08T16:40:00.000-07:00

Wimblehoof's the new CM mascott

doo doo it yerself

2007-04-04T18:49:00.000-07:00

Spring Fever

2007-04-01T17:51:00.000-07:00

get outside or get bent.

the king of the crop

2007-03-26T18:25:00.000-07:00

not much to say about this one...

nanny 911 is a joke in your town

2007-03-21T15:41:00.000-07:00

Bambi 2 sucked ass.

welcome home tommy

2007-03-20T00:37:00.000-07:00

once again, what can i say? plane lands, tt's on the block, the bar, snowbank on b-block. fuck it. here for a week-1 night down-more to come-3:45am.

goodnight

olderish sorts of stuff

2007-03-19T20:38:00.000-07:00

march madness

2007-03-19T12:58:00.000-07:00

Damon Vorce-a magical creature to behold. It's also Mustache March-May-get into it.

blizzard boredumb

2007-03-19T12:41:00.000-07:00

valentines day, 18 inches of snow, nothing better to do but play some ping pong.

sunday's

2007-03-18T19:51:00.000-07:00

dooly julie

2007-02-20T17:13:00.000-08:00

wisdom wonder's very own magic

dog toy in long johns = bad idea

2007-02-15T16:36:00.001-08:00

attention: long johns-american beer-dog toy in pants-german shepard within domain = bad idea

:as recreated by gyro:

stay classy

2007-02-14T10:20:00.000-08:00

thanks to Smiley for this

weeebalo's and monster trucks?

2007-02-13T16:51:00.000-08:00

more bradford party pants pics

2007-02-13T08:29:00.000-08:00

TT come on the flyfly for special day.

more cousin eww and i dating hard.

apparently vorce is excited

n00dz

i create art fer the kids too dance too.

move yer ass because freedom isn't free

2007-02-12T16:45:00.000-08:00

these are from this past weekend before, during or after the B Block video premiere. More gems on the way.

Fonz

2007-02-05T08:45:00.000-08:00

go get drunk and punch a jukebox-it actually works

dingle dangle days

2007-01-31T09:18:00.000-08:00

plattsburgh was gentle to gyro and i, Dingle Dangle is alive and well, and Ollie is the best Canadian alive.

Go tee tee

2007-01-31T08:52:00.000-08:00

dude love at it's worst.

BFF's

2007-01-31T08:42:00.000-08:00

23rd birthday. CSP was and is still alive and apparently gained weight-check out the Man Cans.

many random moons ago

2007-01-31T08:35:00.000-08:00

had a breakdowm in alb. went home to the rents for a visit to clear the noggin and found these. good form.

PPD larping

2007-01-17T07:30:00.000-08:00

thank you gyro for this one.

the Holiday season

2007-01-15T21:03:00.000-08:00

most of these are either around xmas or my birthday. oh & support Johhny's hotdog's

yearbook pictures

2007-01-15T12:39:00.000-08:00

i think gyro and eibol made most of these but none the less they capture some raw untamed beauty,